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Name: Caleb
Birthday: 5/31/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: Hunting, competition rifle (smallbore & air rifle), studing God's Word, playing WWII XBox 360 genre games, playing with my dog, Playing paintball with my friends.
Expertise: World War II history (His Story), annyoing my little sister and my big sister, shooting, walking, running, doing lots of push-ups.
Occupation: Electrician (for the moment, w
Industry: Construction
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Member Since:
3/26/2006
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| Today I have more time on my hands than I know what to do with so I thought I should blog (not that anyone reads this anyway.) Did you know that candy turns on kids' brains? Let me show you an example: Well, on 29th I taught a kids' Sunday school, with an assortment of kids all different ages, most could not read which was unexpected. On the way to church I stopped and got a box of Skittles (it was all the store had except for full sized candy bars, which are a little much for young kids, that much candy usually makes them hyper.) I am not the most enthralling teacher, especially when you are covering Jesus's trials before his execution. Before I opened the Skittles most of the kids were not paying attention and showed signs for extreme boredom, all but one refused to answer my questions. But the atmosphere changed very quickly after I had opened the Skittles and started to hand them out to kids that answered my questions. Amazing isn't it! | | |
| Well, this morning I did some thing I did not want to do. I was working at our local Pizza Hut and was running a new outlet for their new pasta maker machine. We ran MC from the panel through the attic and down the wall in to the outlet which was going fine until I stripped the MC down and was getting it ready to run down the 1/2 EMT pipe we stubbed up in to the attic from the outlet. I was sitting across a joist and then set my foot down on the drywall. Just as I started pushing the wire down the pipe, I put my foot right through the drywall ceiling, ruining the 6 pizzas being made below and showering everything in cellose insulation. Yeah, that was not what I wanted to do... | | |
| The Hospital final released me to day and I honor of this terrible experience I wrote a different view point...
On Thursday I was captured by fascists doctors and dragged off to a concentration camp known harmlessly as "Box Butte General Hospital", which I knew was just a cover name. They dragged me to a place known as the "ER", held me down and took samples of my blood, they ran a hose in to my veins and the hose up to a strange machine attached to a pole and a bag of some liquid was attached to the machine via a hose. I assume this was for the nefarious experiments or for mind control. After they had hooked me to the machine they took me to a small room and attached me to another strange machine which they made me stand up and keep my back to them, I assumed that they would now torture me but the machine only clicked and then they turn me to the side and the machine clicked again, I assume this was just a way to get in my head they claimed it was an "x-ray" but I didn't believe them, after they had tried to mess with my head they dragged me to cell 314 and then began the torture sessions.
In the cell they laid me in a bed that must have been made of steel, and had a crude tv which supposedly had standard cable but I did not recognized any of the channels. But then they began torture every hour even during the night. The torture consisted of cutting off the circulation to my arm using a evil device that when strapped around your arm, it expanded using compressed air, and while that was happening they stuck a strange probe in my mouth and stuck a thing resembling a clothespin that turned your finger red.
After 5 days of strange medicine and torture I final escaped today and plan never to go back except for the check up. | | |
| I saw this.
I listened to Dr. Bing Chen, go on and on about this "Great Relic" and how it is a very important find and how it was locked up in a vult.
I call it a Relic of the atheist religion. | | |
| Wow, I have not posted since August 13th! ...but I still have nothing to say.
No...wait I do have some thing!
I bought a custom made cowboy hat! I don't have a picture but I love it. | | |
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